would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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