Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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