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(310): View more from California

thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing

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(971): View more from Oregon

I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.

(971): View more from Oregon

Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.

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(214): View more from Texas

Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts

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(336): View more from North Carolina

and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex

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(740): View more from Ohio

well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."

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(801): View more from Utah

I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.

(1-801): View more from Utah

20.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.

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