i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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