whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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