He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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