Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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