Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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