Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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