Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
