She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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