I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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