Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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