can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
