Have you finally orgasmed yet?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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