K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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