it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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