You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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