I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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