Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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