She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
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