"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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