We won't sleep together?
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Randomize
