My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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