did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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