4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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