OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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