Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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