If i come over, it means nothing
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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