Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
