We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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