haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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