I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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