So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
His hands were made for my vagina.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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