Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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