this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Randomize
