I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Actions speak louder than pants.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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