He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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