Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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