just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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