hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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