she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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