Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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