i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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