The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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