Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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