Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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