Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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