Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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