We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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