love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
