as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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