IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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