so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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