Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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