we're blogging at a bar
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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