i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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