She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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