But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
then he tried to convert me to islam
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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